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Hi, this site is all about boozehounds, REAL BOOZEHOUNDS .  This site is awesome.    My name is Rick and I can't stop thinking about boozehounds.  These guys are drunk; and by drunk, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Boozehounds are mammals.

2.    Boozehounds fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the boozehound is to flip out and get drunk.

Weapons and gear:

Methylated spirits                              Cheap smokes   

Booze

Testimonial:

Boozehounds can drink anything they want!  Boozehounds drink meths and petrol ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this boozehound who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped some booze the boozehound fliped out, licked the booze off the floor then talked about how he used to be somebody untill he killed the whole town through boredom!.  My friend Mark said that he saw a boozehound totally drink some petrol just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that boozehounds have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will breathe on you!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Boozehounds are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Boozehounds are leary, angry, cool, strong, powerful, drunk, incomprehensible and sweet.  I can't wait to start AA next year.  I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Boozehounds?

A: Boozehounds are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, boozehounds only care about booze.

Q: I heard that boozehounds are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, boozehounds can be mean drunks OR totally awesome drunks and buy everyone booze! 

Q: What do boozehounds do when they're not drinking booze or flipping out?

A: Boozehounds are never not drinking booze because if they did they'd have a hangover that'd END THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

Boozehounds of the future: In today's competitive world boozehounds have to

get into training early. I love boozehounds so much that when I have a baby

booze will be the first thing that it drinks!

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